Life means
1 dost ka ghar
Thodi baarish aur bahut saari Baatein
Life means
College k dost Bunk Kiye hue Lecture
1 dost ka ghar
Thodi baarish aur bahut saari Baatein
Life means
College k dost Bunk Kiye hue Lecture
3 Dost 1 samosa aur bill k uper jhagda
"Aaj tu de kal main dunga" :P :D
Life means
Miss call uthaane pe dost ki gaali aur Sorry Bolne pe aur Ek gaali
Life Means
5 saal baad Achanak purane dost ka 1 sms aana baat krte krte aankhe gili ho jana :')
Life means
Dosti ki baat yaad rakhna aur yaad kr k wo halke se muskurana
Cheers To Friendship ♥ \m/ :D
"Aaj tu de kal main dunga" :P :D
Life means
Miss call uthaane pe dost ki gaali aur Sorry Bolne pe aur Ek gaali
Life Means
5 saal baad Achanak purane dost ka 1 sms aana baat krte krte aankhe gili ho jana :')
Life means
Dosti ki baat yaad rakhna aur yaad kr k wo halke se muskurana
Cheers To Friendship ♥ \m/ :D
Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day"
Guy:- "But I'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list".
Guy : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said, "All right.. ".
Guy:- "But I'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list".
Guy : "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".
Then death said, "All right.. ".
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy,
"Because you have been so very nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.." :D :D
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Moral : What ever is written in your destiny will never change no matter how much you try to..!! :)
finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy,
"Because you have been so very nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.." :D :D
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Moral : What ever is written in your destiny will never change no matter how much you try to..!! :)
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him
He prays that they shouldd not have a fight
He finds a note near the table
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him
He prays that they shouldd not have a fight
He finds a note near the table
"Honey.. your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery
I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.''
He gets surprised and asks his son
'What happened last night..?
Son told...," when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt..
You were dead drunk and you said
"Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone, I M Married '' !!! That's True Love...♥
I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.''
He gets surprised and asks his son
'What happened last night..?
Son told...," when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt..
You were dead drunk and you said
"Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone, I M Married '' !!! That's True Love...♥
In a factory: A man standing on
the floor and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and
asked his salary,
Man replied, 5000 sir.
CEO took out his wallet and gave
15000 and told him:
"I pay people here to work and
not to waste time, like you.
This is ur 3 months salary, Now
the floor and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and
asked his salary,
Man replied, 5000 sir.
CEO took out his wallet and gave
15000 and told him:
"I pay people here to work and
not to waste time, like you.
This is ur 3 months salary, Now
get out of here. Never come
back".That guy left . . .
Then CEO asked workers "who was that guy?".
workers replied : "wo toh ek
courier boy tha sir, :P :-D
" Moral: Dont overreact for every situation.
back".That guy left . . .
Then CEO asked workers "who was that guy?".
workers replied : "wo toh ek
courier boy tha sir, :P :-D
" Moral: Dont overreact for every situation.
Boyfriend: Me Tujhe Kab
Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho
Tab.. =D
BF: Kal Me ne subah Call
kiya thi..!!
GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nahi
Uthti Main. =)
BF: Hmm.. To Me kal 11
Baje Call Karunga ?!
Call karun???
Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho
Tab.. =D
BF: Kal Me ne subah Call
kiya thi..!!
GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nahi
Uthti Main. =)
BF: Hmm.. To Me kal 11
Baje Call Karunga ?!
GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar
pe honge.. =/
BF: To 2 Baje Call Karta
hoon.. =)
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka
Time hoga Na.. =$
BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favrite
Serial dekh rahi Huungi.. =$
BF: To Raat ko Call
karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab
Vaapas Ghar hote Hain.. =|
BF: To Me Aakhir Call kab
karun ??? =( =/
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab..
pe honge.. =/
BF: To 2 Baje Call Karta
hoon.. =)
GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka
Time hoga Na.. =$
BF: To phir 5 Baje???
GF: Nahi, Tab to favrite
Serial dekh rahi Huungi.. =$
BF: To Raat ko Call
karuga..??
GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab
Vaapas Ghar hote Hain.. =|
BF: To Me Aakhir Call kab
karun ??? =( =/
GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab..
Dedicated To Collage Days :
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Kaha Karte The Badi Mushkil Se Chaar Saal Seh Gaya,
Par Aaj Kyon Lagta Hai Ki Kuch Peeche Reh Gaya.
Par Naa Jaane Kyon Dil Me Aaj Kuch Aur Aata Hai,
Waqt Ko Rokne Ka Jee Chahta Hai.
Jin Baaton Ko Lekar Rote The Aaj Un Par Hansi Aati Hai,
Na Jaane Kyon Aaj Un Palon Ki Yaad Bahut Aati Hai.
Kaha Karte The Badi Mushkil Se Chaar Saal Seh Gaya,
Par Aaj Kyon Lagta Hai Ki Kuch Peeche Reh Gaya.
Kaun Kahega Saale Tere Joke Pe Hansi Nahin Aai,
Kaun Peeche Se Bula Ke Kahega Aage Dekh Bhai.
Movies Main Kiske Saath Dekhoonga,
Kis Ke Saath Boring Lectures Jheloonga,
Bina Dare Sachi Rai Dene Ki Himmat Kaun Karega.
Na Bhoolne Waali Kuch Yaadein Reh Gayi,
Yaadien Jo Ab Jeene Ka Sahara Ban Gayi.
Aise Dost Kahaan Milenge Jo Khaai Me Bhi Dhakka De Aayein,
Par Fir Tumhein Bachaane Khud Bhi Kood Jayein.
Mere Gaano Se Pareshaan Kaun Hoga,
Kabhi Muje Kisi Ladki Se Baat Karte Dekh Hairaan Kaun Hoga,
Meri Khushi Me Sach Me Khush Kaun Hoga,
Mere Gam Me Mujh Se Jyaada Dukhi Kaun Hoga..!! ♥
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Kaha Karte The Badi Mushkil Se Chaar Saal Seh Gaya,
Par Aaj Kyon Lagta Hai Ki Kuch Peeche Reh Gaya.
Par Naa Jaane Kyon Dil Me Aaj Kuch Aur Aata Hai,
Waqt Ko Rokne Ka Jee Chahta Hai.
Jin Baaton Ko Lekar Rote The Aaj Un Par Hansi Aati Hai,
Na Jaane Kyon Aaj Un Palon Ki Yaad Bahut Aati Hai.
Kaha Karte The Badi Mushkil Se Chaar Saal Seh Gaya,
Par Aaj Kyon Lagta Hai Ki Kuch Peeche Reh Gaya.
Kaun Kahega Saale Tere Joke Pe Hansi Nahin Aai,
Kaun Peeche Se Bula Ke Kahega Aage Dekh Bhai.
Movies Main Kiske Saath Dekhoonga,
Kis Ke Saath Boring Lectures Jheloonga,
Bina Dare Sachi Rai Dene Ki Himmat Kaun Karega.
Na Bhoolne Waali Kuch Yaadein Reh Gayi,
Yaadien Jo Ab Jeene Ka Sahara Ban Gayi.
Aise Dost Kahaan Milenge Jo Khaai Me Bhi Dhakka De Aayein,
Par Fir Tumhein Bachaane Khud Bhi Kood Jayein.
Mere Gaano Se Pareshaan Kaun Hoga,
Kabhi Muje Kisi Ladki Se Baat Karte Dekh Hairaan Kaun Hoga,
Meri Khushi Me Sach Me Khush Kaun Hoga,
Mere Gam Me Mujh Se Jyaada Dukhi Kaun Hoga..!! ♥
1 ladka 1 ladki
ko bhut chahta tha,
ladke ne ladki ko prpose kiya
Ladki-tere mahine ki poket-
money mera roj ka kharcha h, ...
i cant luv u Phir b vo usko chahta rha ...
AFTER 10 YEARs,
Vo dono 1 mall m mile, ladki ne
kha mera husband 1 bhut bdi
compani m job krta h
ko bhut chahta tha,
ladke ne ladki ko prpose kiya
Ladki-tere mahine ki poket-
money mera roj ka kharcha h, ...
i cant luv u Phir b vo usko chahta rha ...
AFTER 10 YEARs,
Vo dono 1 mall m mile, ladki ne
kha mera husband 1 bhut bdi
compani m job krta h
uski salary 50000 pr month h vo bhut hosiyar h,
Ladke ki aakh m aasu aa gye,
thodi der m ladki ka husband
aaya or uski nazr uss ladke pr
pdi or kha
Sir aap yha, baad m apni wife se kaha ye meri company k malik h
Or 1 saal ka 100 crore ka
turnover h,
or kha k sir 1 ladki ko chahte h
isliye aaj tak sir ne shadi ni ki.
Its love. Jindagi bs
ek pal ki mohtaj ni hoti,
bs waqt use mohtaj bna
deta hai...
Ladke ki aakh m aasu aa gye,
thodi der m ladki ka husband
aaya or uski nazr uss ladke pr
pdi or kha
Sir aap yha, baad m apni wife se kaha ye meri company k malik h
Or 1 saal ka 100 crore ka
turnover h,
or kha k sir 1 ladki ko chahte h
isliye aaj tak sir ne shadi ni ki.
Its love. Jindagi bs
ek pal ki mohtaj ni hoti,
bs waqt use mohtaj bna
deta hai...
Million Dollars questions for sharing .......
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! :p
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... 8-|
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women..
Q. Why is $ex like shaving?
A. Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... :x
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.:( :(
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. =)).
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!! ♥♥
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later...
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Advantages of having an affair with married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell
And there's no wedding bell! :p :D
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! :p
Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... 8-|
New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women..
Q. Why is $ex like shaving?
A. Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... :x
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.:( :(
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. =)).
Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!! ♥♥
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later...
:>
Advantages of having an affair with married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell
And there's no wedding bell! :p :D
OLD BUT GOLD .................. ♥ ♥ ♥ Read Must.
Dangerous Dosti...
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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you...??
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Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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Dangerous Dosti...
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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha: "Where were you...??
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Maine kaha: "Friend ke ghar tha..."
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Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.
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4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, yahin par tha..."
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2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
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3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya....??
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha:"Haan Papa bolo kya hua" :P =D
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Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!" :p :D
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2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai..."
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3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya....??
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1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha:"Haan Papa bolo kya hua" :P =D
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Ab bolo "Har ek friend zaroori hota hai!" :p :D
Tv Ads Have Taught Me :
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That No One Can Eat
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Skills To Be An Indian Idol,
You Just Need
Fair&Lovely !!!
That No One Can Eat
Cadbury Dairymilk
Chocolate Without Getting
It All Across Their Face !!!
To Close Bathroom Door
While Brushing Teeth, Else
A Tv Reporter Might Step
In&Ask"Kya Aapke
Toothpaste Mein Namak
Hai ???"
Don't Buy Reliance !!! Even
Anushka Sharma Couldn't
Convince Ranvijay To Buy
It !!!
That Both Kareena
Kapoor&Saif Ali Khan Have
Serious Dandruff
Problem !!!
That If You Don't Use
Harpic, People Will Barge
Into Your House To Clean
Your Toilet !!!
Only Thing Super Hot Girls
Care About Is Your 140
Rupees Deodorant Bathed
Body !!!
Money Minded Women Will
Fall For Any Guy Who
Applies A Deo Or Uses A
Fairness Cream... No Other
Quality Matters !!!
That Salman With A Relaxo
Chappal Can Achieve Many
Great Things, Unlike The
Salman Without The
Chappals !!!
That Your Mom Will Be
Proud Of You If You Take A
Bath In A Puddle Of Mud...
#Daag Ache Hain !!!...
To Close Bathroom Door
While Brushing Teeth, Else
A Tv Reporter Might Step
In&Ask"Kya Aapke
Toothpaste Mein Namak
Hai ???"
Don't Buy Reliance !!! Even
Anushka Sharma Couldn't
Convince Ranvijay To Buy
It !!!
That Both Kareena
Kapoor&Saif Ali Khan Have
Serious Dandruff
Problem !!!
That If You Don't Use
Harpic, People Will Barge
Into Your House To Clean
Your Toilet !!!
Only Thing Super Hot Girls
Care About Is Your 140
Rupees Deodorant Bathed
Body !!!
Money Minded Women Will
Fall For Any Guy Who
Applies A Deo Or Uses A
Fairness Cream... No Other
Quality Matters !!!
That Salman With A Relaxo
Chappal Can Achieve Many
Great Things, Unlike The
Salman Without The
Chappals !!!
That Your Mom Will Be
Proud Of You If You Take A
Bath In A Puddle Of Mud...
#Daag Ache Hain !!!...
Read Must
Heat Touching Lines
Maa ki god,
Paaa ki kaandhe ,
...
Aaj yaad aate hain ,
Bachpan ki woh lamhe,
Rote hue soo jana ,
Khud se baat karte hue Kho jaana ,
Wo Maa ka aaawaz lagana ,
Aur khana apne haathon se khilana,
Wo PAPA ka daant lagana ,
Apni zid puri karwane ke liye nakhre dikhana , Kya wo din the bachpan ke suhaane ,
Kyun lagte hain sab aaj sab begane...
Ab zid bhi apni...
Sapne bhi apne...
Kis se kahein kya chahiye......??
Manzilon ko dhoondte hue kahan kho gaye..??
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KYUN HAM ITNE BADE HO GAYE...??
Heat Touching Lines
Maa ki god,
Paaa ki kaandhe ,
...
Aaj yaad aate hain ,
Bachpan ki woh lamhe,
Rote hue soo jana ,
Khud se baat karte hue Kho jaana ,
Wo Maa ka aaawaz lagana ,
Aur khana apne haathon se khilana,
Wo PAPA ka daant lagana ,
Apni zid puri karwane ke liye nakhre dikhana , Kya wo din the bachpan ke suhaane ,
Kyun lagte hain sab aaj sab begane...
Ab zid bhi apni...
Sapne bhi apne...
Kis se kahein kya chahiye......??
Manzilon ko dhoondte hue kahan kho gaye..??
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KYUN HAM ITNE BADE HO GAYE...??
Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota he,
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dil hota he!!
Proof..
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur
Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti he!
But
Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dil hota he!!
Proof..
Aurat k Dil me
Sirf Uske Lover aur
Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti he!
But
Aadmi ka Dil
itna Bada hota he ki
Usme
Lover
Dost ki Lover
Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
aur
Thodi bahut
PATNI k liye bhi
Jagah hoti he!!! :p :D
Sach me,
Aadmi ka Dil Bahut Bada hota he!! :) ;)
itna Bada hota he ki
Usme
Lover
Dost ki Lover
Biwi ki dost
Saamne wali
Bajuwali
Uparwali
Neechewali
Sabjiwali
Doodhwali
Kapdewali
Saali
Kaamwali
Bhai Ki Saali
aur
Thodi bahut
PATNI k liye bhi
Jagah hoti he!!! :p :D
Sach me,
Aadmi ka Dil Bahut Bada hota he!! :) ;)
Girls r over imaginative..
A boy sends a text
Boy: Hey
Girl (to herslf): OMG..he jst txtd me..I wondr wat he wnts..maybe he just wnts to
talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should jst answer him,
dnt wnt to keep him waitin..
well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..
no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way i
A boy sends a text
Boy: Hey
Girl (to herslf): OMG..he jst txtd me..I wondr wat he wnts..maybe he just wnts to
talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should jst answer him,
dnt wnt to keep him waitin..
well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..
no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way i
s fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him? huh.. I'm gonna text back now.
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Girl: Heyy !!!
Boy: plz mark my attandence at college!!! :pX_X =D =))
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Girl: Heyy !!!
Boy: plz mark my attandence at college!!! :pX_X =D =))
