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To Close Bathroom Door
While Brushing Teeth, Else
A Tv Reporter Might Step
In&Ask"Kya Aapke
Toothpaste Mein Namak
Hai ???"
Don't Buy Reliance !!! Even
Anushka Sharma Couldn't
Convince Ranvijay To Buy
It !!!
That Both Kareena
Kapoor&Saif Ali Khan Have
Serious Dandruff
Problem !!!
That If You Don't Use
Harpic, People Will Barge
Into Your House To Clean
Your Toilet !!!
Only Thing Super Hot Girls
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Rupees Deodorant Bathed
Body !!!
Money Minded Women Will
Fall For Any Guy Who
Applies A Deo Or Uses A
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Quality Matters !!!
That Salman With A Relaxo
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Great Things, Unlike The
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